Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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