I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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