Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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