come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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