Non-Jews are for practice
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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