DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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