At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I need water and some morals
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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