Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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