i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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