Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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