I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Randomize
