Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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