i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
i now understand why vodka
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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