Don't you send me to vm
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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