did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wish my penis had an off switch
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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