The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
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