Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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