walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
