I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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