Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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