I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
