Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she woke up with a sticky ear
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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