My hand turned me down
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
