The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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