But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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