brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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