just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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