I can tuck mytits in my pants
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
there was a trapeze. enough said
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
We had to coat check the pizza.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Randomize