We're like a lot better than the average bears
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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