Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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