Taylor Swift is so right about you.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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