She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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