Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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