I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
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