i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
is it fun? or sober?
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
