So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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