we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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