hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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