Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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