on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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