The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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