love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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