Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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