she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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