I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
My vagina is very pro this idea
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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