When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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