Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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