Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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