Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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