Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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