brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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