Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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