Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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