My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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