Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
This couple is walking their pig around campus
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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