I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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