It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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